(Source: my--teen--quote, via greenteaismylife)

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

(via sadblackcat)

get-back-to-hogwarts:

I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies. 

(via greenteaismylife)

ironicallyincestuous:

x-kitt-x:

ghostin-thewalls:

sovietkittens:

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY

I think ned’s doing fine

I’d say he’s doing fantastic.

i’d say if he did me, it’d be fantastic

(via sadblackcat)

mickiemilkovich:

why do bad movies happen to good actors

(via sadblackcat)

sodamnrelatable:

Morning shower:

Night shower:

(Source: xxalfa, via sadblackcat)

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asweetandspicylife:

In less than two weeks I will be walking across the stage, wearing a sweet red robe, and grab the diploma that is my ticket to a great “successful” life. But no thank you. That walk off the stage is the end of my academic road. I’m just not feeling it.

Many kids I talk to feel the same…

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

(via sadblackcat)

psychedelicbrainjuice:

pervasizadam:

Pawel Kuczynski

Amazing each n every picture

(Source: demsiz, via cookiesismyname)

lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

(via sadblackcat)

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tastetate:

wellthatsathing:

k-c-i-r:

ibreatheyouinlikesmoke:

4mb4h:

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

WHAT OMG

re-watched this so many times

Holy butts

Jesus took the wheel.

JESUS TOOK THE WHEEL

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