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Everyone Friday Night; “turn up!”
Me;”turn off the lights so I could fall asleep”
Yo I’m running kinda low on money, dinner for two at McDonald’s?
I think therefore I am thinking
one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
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things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
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we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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