theyebies:

J.Cole “Born Sinner” Cover || Regular and Deluxe covers || Album drops June 18th

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sebastian-pops-molly:

full-blown-mania:

I WANNA GET THESE BEES OUT MY TEETH

I wanna fuck

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thefunniestpost:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species. we don’t need to go any further. Congrats to all humanit

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thedreamdeferred:

Kind of curious to know, who from Queens Village has been on my page everyday.

It’s creepy.

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vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

1. dont have a crush

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staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…

We really hope nothing changes.
Sincerely,
Everyone on tumblr

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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Reblog if you’re Single.

greenteaismylife:

tayelchapo:

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That’s a lot of single people :o

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ichigoflavor:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

OMG LMFAO.

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